Jul 21

“You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody.” — Joyce Meyer  (via mentalalchemy)

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The problem with liking musicals is the fact that I can’t hear someone say “Who died?” without launching into an eight minute ballad about anarchy and bohemian ideals.

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“Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes your inner rhythm and that changes how you process everything.

When I hear myself speak French, I look at myself differently. Certain aspects will feel closer to the way I feel or the way I am and others won’t. I like that—to tour different sides of yourself. I often find when looking at people who are comfortable in many languages, they’re more comfortable talking about emotional stuff in a certain language or political stuff in another and that’s really interesting, how people relate to those languages.” — Francois Arnaud for Interview Magazine (via theflowershop)

This is 100% true

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“I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.” — Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field


swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

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“Someone said ‘Go on Youtube, John Mayer is doing “The Breeze.”’ and he was doing it live at gigs, around the time that John passed, and I thought ‘Man, his taste is right.’ So then I called him and said ‘I’d like you to try Magnolia.’ And he cut all those tracks in about an hour. First or second take. And I was gobsmacked. Really, I mean, a new respect for John, ‘cause he’s extremely gifted.” — Eric Clapton on JM  (via caprifolium)

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Jul 19

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I don’t want to meet my favorite band member in a fanbase setting so they have to be nice to me I want to meet them in a spontaneous situation where they accidentally run into me on the street and spill my coffee on me and apologize profusely and insist on buying me another one and then fall hopelessly in love with me bc my wit and charm are so undeniably intriguing idk too much to ask maybe idk

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I’m obsessed with my bed❤️

I’m obsessed with my bed❤️

Jul 17

31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse -


  1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
  2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
  3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
  4. Play at couch quail (1521)
  5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
  6. Board a land carrack (1604)
  7. Fadoodling (1611)
  8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
  9. Night physic (1621)
  10. Princum-prancum (1630)
  11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
  12. Join paunches (1656)
  13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
  14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
  15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
  16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
  17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
  18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
  19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
  20. Join giblets (1680)
  21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
  22. Lerricompoop (1694)
  23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
  24. Houghmagandy (1700)
  25. Pogue the hone (1719)
  26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
  27. Dance the kipples (1796)
  28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
  29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
  30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
  31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)

bokhylle by steffierlo

bokhylle by steffierlo

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I’m obsessed with my bed❤️

I’m obsessed with my bed❤️