bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via come-back-to-bed-johnny)
(Source: becausejensenackles, via irrevocablyatelophobic)
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
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Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
Be the person Tom Hiddleston thinks you are.
Can we just talk about the legit motivational value of this for a second though.
(Source: confidence-is-fatshion, via irrevocablyatelophobic)
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
is that taylor swift