if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
me at the end of the semester
Me: iS IT THOUG]H
volar-e: i need 5 hours of tumblr to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
Directly, or indirectly, everything we write is for someone.– Unknown (via ohfairies)